#fez rambles 🍗

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I can't even look at roz without feeling emotional. LOOK AT HER!

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Still kickin'!

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I have created my own A. Sphere and A. Square designs, and you should, too!

Due to the things I have recently heard about the creator of the 2007 Flatland adaptation, I have decided to create my own designs because Ladd Ehlinger Jr. Is a racist, bigoted, deplorable human being who is beyond problematic in a multitude of ways. @/rjalker has posted a few of the things he has done, I recommend you read what rjalker has said and create your own versions of the characters. Do not support this adaptation!

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I had a dream last night that GLaDOS and Wheatley's rolls were reversed, and then when Chell got to the boss fight in the first game, she just started throwing chairs at him

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I went to Barnes and Nobel, and the girl behind the checkout saw me buying a Harlan Ellison book. She glanced down at it, then looked at me, then back at the book, and said "Oh you like Ellison's stories? You look like you do! :)"

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I like how I have stamps of all my favorite AI, and then necromancer is just there 😭

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Which is your favorite moment from the game Portal 2?

Favorite moment? Aw man, how could I pick just one?! Okay let's see. . .

I find the ending scene, where GLaDOS talks to Chell sincerely, to be one of my favorite moments!

Haha. . . Yup, that's all my favorites. . . Oh! How could I forget! Every Wheatley scene, too!

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who's your LEAST favorite robot. what robot do you want DEAD.

Oh God, I don't think I've gotten an ask as daring and as tough to answer as this. I genuinely don't think I have a robot I diabolically despise. None come to mind. . . I guess I'll stick with the answer most people agree with, and that's B.E.N. from Treasure Planet.

I didn't find him super annoying, really, I find his personality endearing for the most part, HOWEVER, he doesn't do much to aid the story other than being the whole "annoying sidekick" trope that the 2000's - 2010's loved for some odd reason. I don't hate him with all my being, but he was dancing on my last nerve for sure.

Then again, I have a soft spot for characters that everyone hates, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt 🌷 if I am B.E.N.'s only fan, then so be it!

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Objectum hate is so prominent on TikTok, which is so bizarre. I would get it if someone didn't understand it at first, but nobody wants to do the proper research to grasp the identity better and would rather take jabs at people in the community, apparently.

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could you beat am in a fight?

how is there no anvil emoji? I'm livid

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Electric Dreams (1984) ending gave me primal rage

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I finished portal 2 for the first time

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Oh BTW pleaseeee don't make sexual comments on my posts 😭

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He's fat, I think

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I have. It is deleted from my blog, and I will not be looking into the film further. I apologize if my posts were ignorant, and I will make sure to never post about Ehlinger's film again.

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I'm thinking about rolling Wheatley into bowling pins